Friday, November 9, 2007

Get in Shape You Fat Phuckers...Weight Loss Challenge

Welcome to the Balls Deep Weightloss Challenge!!!



Start: November 2007

End: Final Weigh-In is prior to first game next summer (approx May 2008)



Competitors:

Ben "Marshmallow" Marsh = 256

Chris "Go Go to Jenny Craig" Gohmann = 240

Dominic "Hamsteak" Franchi = 230

Phil "The Human Beef Sandwich" Oerke = 255

Martin "Slim Chicken" Franchi = 218



What is at 'Steak'?

Winner receives 18 holes with a cart, weekend greens fees, lunch and cocktails included.

Max burn per person = $30

(Ben - this means the most you can lose is $30, but you still have to pay for yourself that day)



What else is at 'Steak'?

Pride. Why? Because if you come in dead last, you are extra fucked. You will be paying for the winners lunch ($20), use pink golf balls, and wear a pink golf hat. You may also have to play in the foursome behind if we only have 5.



How is the winner calculated?

Whoever loses the highest % of their body weight wins. (Don't worry Ben, I'll do the math for you)

Example: If Marty loses 21.8 pounds (10%), and Gohmann loses 25 pounds (10.4%), Gohmann wins.

Final weigh in will be before the first game at Martin's house.



Ok gentlemen, go get fit so we can win a championship next year.

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